Sunday, August 24, 2014

"The urge to destroy is also a creative urge"

or so says Mr. Picasso. I just know it felt damn good. Yes ladies and gents, we have destruction! House renovation has officially begun. To me, this kicks off the master plan to jumping off on the big lap.

Below is what the area over the master shower USED to look like (well, actually this is the other bathroom. I forgot to take a before picture). I heard that building what is essentially a box over the shower was all the rage in the early 80s. I always thought it was stupid.


This is what it looks like as of this morning!


The original bathroom also had this fluorescent light 'box' above the toilet and vanity.


Well, it got the same treatment.


In the upper edge of the picture you'll see a cutout in the ceiling. That WAS the ceiling vent fan that I took particularly great joy in ripping out. It was the noisiest fan in existence. I tried numerous times over the years to get it quieter and it just refused. So I finally got the last laugh on it. Turns out the builder cheated and used dryer vent hose (That's the silver tube you can see. That particular one goes to the hall bathroom) and duct taped, yes duct taped, it to the fan housing. Only the finest of craftsmanship here folks!

Speaking of fine craftsmanship, take a look at the door framing. I removed the old casing on this side to replace it. Good thing I didn't take off the casing on the bedroom side, because if I had the door would have fallen out. That's right, the entire door and frame was held in by the casings.


Notice also that this wall is stripped back to the bare drywall. When I took out the light box, medicine cabinet, etc. a few edges pulled up along the paint line. I figured I would simply scrape them off and feather the edges. Well, they didn't feather out, the edges just kept coming loose. I was able to pull off almost the entire wall of paint in a couple of sheets. I guess all  those coats of paint over the years never actually stuck to the wall. I'll probably be able to strip the entire bathroom this way.

I'll finish out this episode with something I've seen all over the house and it really chafes my backside every time I see it.

But first a short explanation. Years ago when Camille(?) hit Miami, it was discovered afterwards that the vast majority of the housing damage was caused by the roofs actually lifting off the houses and then the rain would wreck everything inside. To combat that, builders were required to install a hurricane lintel around the top of the outside walls. If the wall is concrete then the bottom half of metal straps are buried in concrete poured along the top rim of the walls. The upper half is supposed to wrap over the top of the roof trusses and be nailed on both sides. The theory being that enough straps would hold the roof onto the house during a hurricane.

I know the straps are inspected to be present after the lintel pour. But I don't know if they are inspected for proper nailing after the trusses are installed. I can only figure they aren't.


Not a single nail on this side. It appears that there are two nails on the other side but I can't get my hand back there to know for sure. I suppose there could be a nail on the top of the truss but I can't tell that for sure either. The ones like this that I saw over the garage and family room areas weren't even wrapped over the truss. They were just sticking straight up in the air.

Yes indeed, only the finest of craftsmanship!

The tile guy was here last Friday to measure out the shower surround and floor. I should get the estimate early next week. He's allowing me to save a lot of money by doing all the tile demo work, plumbing rework, and installing the dry-board in the shower area. That way all he has to do is just the actual tile install. Should save me a huge chunk of money.

Stay tuned! The fun is just beginning!

Saturday, August 9, 2014

Bittersweet Day

Had that very same frog in my throat when I saw my BBQ trailer being pulled down the exact same street as my sailboat so many years ago. I really had to fight off the urge to chase him down and kill the deal. I said it back then and I'll say it again. Whoever said that the the happiest day in a boat (in this case trailer) owners life is the day it sells is full of $h1t !!

This is the very last picture I got of it. I guess 'Second Star BBQ' is no more......



BUT, it's a good thing. At least that's what I keep telling myself! It's a major milestone towards the big jump-off. Now I can concentrate on getting house renovations underway and getting more serious about getting the work done. It's just very weird to not see the trailer on the side of the house.

So that I didn't sit and wallow in a pool of depression about it, I dove head first into finishing out going through old paperwork and getting it sorted out into a much smaller (and portable) package. I culled it down from a stuffed, full size two drawer filing cabinet to a waterproof carry-able plastic case. This is what I will be using in the RV. I'm going to look into possibly even scanning some of that paper and storing it digitally. Let's just say that the paper shred-o-matic got a really good workout.

I'm also getting 'stuff' together for the very first (of what I am sure to be many) garage sales. I bought one of those cheap white plastic folding tables at Sam's and set it up in the garage. Stuff to be sold is going on it as a staging area. The rule is: 'Whatever goes out that garage door, does NOT come back in.' I filled the table in about 10 minutes. I may need to go back and get another table.

The other idea is that the table will stay with me when I jump off. It folds down reasonably small and I think an outside table will come in handy for projects. It's cheap enough that I don't need to worry about it getting wet or messed up. If it gets that bad then I can easily replace it.

Next big step is to start researching bathroom shower tiles/fixtures/flooring/etc. The big demo is coming up fast. That calendar has no mercy.

Tuesday, August 5, 2014

Quick Update

Not too terribly much to report so far, but I'll skim the highlights....

Home
Still in the process of emptying out tons of 'stuff'. Getting significantly closer to getting the house renovations kicked off. Still lots of stuff to get sorted through and rooms to get emptied out.

My original plan was to move into the back bedroom temporarily while I work on the master bath/bedroom, but that decision didn't last long. Because I've decided to take down the horrible popcorn ceilings, I've found it will be far easier/cheaper to do all the bedroom/hallway ceilings at once and then the rest of the house later on. So to do that I'll need to move into the living room or family room to live in while the demo work is going on. Then I can start on the master bathroom and make all the mess I need, and it will most definitely be a huge mess.

I'm really glad that I'm getting started now. Going through the list of work that needs to get completed before the house goes on the market and it's going to be very, very close to get all items completed in time.

The garage that I had so nicely cleaned out is now getting cluttered up again. The downer thought of today is that I completely forgot about all the 'stuff' that's up in the attic. Ugh, that many more things to go through.

BBQ Trailer
The guy who bought the trailer is supposed to be here early Thursday morning (8/7) to pick it up. I have gone over the paperwork several times to make absolutely sure that it's all in order and there's no last second snags. Bittersweet feelings about that hobby being over with. I won't miss it, but I will miss it.

One item that has unexpectedly popped up, now that I won't have the BBQ trailer any longer, I won't need the big truck any longer either. I'm toying with the idea of getting rid of the F-150 and buying a small very used truck. The gas mileage alone will make a huge difference. Wouldn't it be a hoot if it turned out to be an Isuzu truck like I used to have?? If I go that route then I'll use it while all the renovation are going on and for work, then buy the really big 5th wheel towing truck later on.

Can you imagine what that would look like? Hi! I would like to trade in this 199x beater toy pickup for a monster Ford F-450 turbo diesel with duel rear wheels and fifth wheel package? The salesperson would instantly break out laughing.

Future Plans
I've spent a good bit of time working on an extremely detailed timeline for the next few years. It started out as a rough idea of plans for jumping off on the 'big lap' and kind of morphed into a very detailed month to month timeline for what I need to do for house renovations, closing out the house, changing lifestyle, etc. If work has taught me nothing else, it taught me how to make very detailed plans for future operations. I'll continue to tweak at it but so far it's been pretty darn accurate.

Doll House
I just found out yesterday that the one who I am doing this for has a birthday coming up in the next few weeks. That means that it is going to be an all-out bash to get it completed before then. I'm very unsure if I can get it done by then. Every step is taking 10x the time that I thought it would. I just got the main roof work done but still have the turret roof to do, doors & windows, porch details, gingerbread (lots of gingerbread), and the list goes on and on.

Work
Big changes on the horizon. Details to follow. Sorry I can't be more specific but it's at 'that' stage.


So that's a rough idea of where I am. Some good stuff, some exciting stuff, some not so good stuff. But then, I guess that's what life is, a mix of the good/bad/ugly. Till next time